6 Day Spam

Spam is an issue, we all know it is. I decided to let the spam in my Gmail account accumulate over the past 5 days. I have reached a total of 176 spam mails not including today. That is pretty insane if you ask me. Now look, don't get me wrong, I have stumbled across a few - one or two at most - porn sites in my time, but nowhere near enough to justify recieving this many spam mails targeted at gay lovers, child molestors and freaks on leashes. Seriously, why can't I ever recieve worth while spam mail. The occasional winning lottery ticket online, the occasional nude picture of Heidi Klum or Natalie Imbruglia, the sports results from this weekend, none of that stuff is ever spammed my way.But I digress, my point is that I have recieved 35.2 spam emails per day for the last 5 days. I don't recieve that much mail on a normal day from people I know or with issues that concern me. Below is a screenshot of the awesome porn spam I recieve in my account:

Now look don't get me wrong, I am a guy and I like my fair share of porn in tiny little chunks on very occasional occasions. So recieving spam concerning "Teacher makes a teenn gagg on his checkart" or "Raunchy teeen slutts fight over a thhrobbing listhot" is not so cool in my eyes. I get bored, frustrated and pretty pissed off that my email can be abused (excuse the pun) and penetrated (stand back I'm on a roll) in such a blatant and fruitless manner.I say that these attempts at dragging me in to the online underwold are fruitless because I have yet to click on a single one of these spam mails and follow the link to the teacher gagging on a pencil while the student watches. Seriously, give me a break here.

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