Who taught you how to...

I was thinking this morning - as you do - about things in general while driving to work. Then I realised the vast number of things that someone must have taught me how to do.So I am interested to know who taught you how to do things.People who taught me to:Sit while pooping - MomDrive - Driving instructorSmoke - Scott and PhilShave - BrotherType - BloggingDance - ErinDrink - SchoolSwear - SchoolThat's enough for my list.Who taught you how to swear? Or poop? Or smoke?