Too much money, not enough friends

This poor lonely soul is rich. He has money. He likes drinking. But alas he has no friends - which apparently is one of the byproducts of making money. The only possible answer is to advertise on gumtree for mates. No, to advertise on gumtree that you will PAY to have a someone drink with you whenever you ask.friend_fail1Click for full size imageWhat a sad but hilarious state of affairs.Unfortunately the advert has been taken down so you can't apply.

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