Paris Hilton Goes Back To Jail... How The Risen Can Fall

Yes, it is true, the untouchable just got touched by the long arm of the law. Paris has been ordered back to prison.Apparently the judge that sentenced her specifically noted that her sentenced was not to be served, at any point, in her home. This was contravened by the Sheriff who sighted medical illness as his reasoning.Tsk Tsk Tsk. Paris, go back to prison, eat that food and love those women as only a CRIMINAL could. 'Cause lets be honest, Paris is now nothing more than a criminal with a record who has been to jail. Yes she has millions upon millions of dollars to her name, but in prison she is literally just a number.I am so glad to see that celebrities are not untouchable in the eyes of the law. May this be a lesson to all the other idiot celebrities who do stupid things and think that money will save them.

And On The Third Day... Hilton Walked

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And we all thought Jesus did a good job of getting out of the ground. Well Paris Hilton seems to be unstoppable on this Earth.There is nothing she cannot do. Record an album, become an actor, start a fashion label and dupe the police in to thinking she isn't suited for prison. My goodness. People complain about the South African Judicial system, let us look at our American brethren and ponder for a moment, shall we?Paris; walk on my girl, walk on. In fact, fucking run and hope that no one catches you and takes you back you sneaking cow.Hilton is now under house arrest for the rest of her 40 day sentence. She is said to be wearing a monitoring bracelet for the duration of her sentence. Mark my words, save this post, digg it, del.icio.us it or whatever but in 40 days from now every tween, teen and trendy biatch is going to want or have a monitoring bracelet as a fashion accessory. Stupid idiots.