Bachelorette hijacking

I have just heard about the dumbest idea for a bachelorette party. The lady to be married will be driving, three friends (one she knows) will know where she is driving and stop her in her tracks. They will be dressed up like hijackers and pull her over, pull her out of her car and "hijack" her to her party.WHAT ARE THESE MORONS THINKING????In our country, with our background and the current state of the hijacking statistics (which are pretty bad I think) there are a number of outcomes to this scenario.

1. The "hijackers" scare the living daylights out of the lady and her party sucks. This would be the "hijackers" fault. Bad outcome.
2. The "hijackers" are unsuccesful in their attempt to pull the girl over in which case she has a horrible story to tell and misses her entire party. Bad outcome.
3. The "hijackers" manage to pull her over, she fights like a mad person and injures herself and the "hijackers". Bad outcome.
4. In the process of the "hijackers" "hijacking" the lady some noble citizen decides to intervene and shoots/cuts/runs over/ harms the girl, the "hijackers" or injure themselves. Bad outcome.

All in all, there are no good outcomes here. These people are idiots, this idea is stupid. Morons.

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