Here is a brief list of words and sayings that I find interesting and particularly irritating. If you can think of any more (I couldn't remember them all) let me know:

• Stutter - Try having a stutter and pronouncing this word... "stu-stu-stu-stutt-stutt-stutt-stu-st-stu..." You get the point.

• Lisp - Try having a Lisp and pronouncing this word..."Lithp" that's just cruel.

• Friendly-Fire - I bet if you were hit by friendly fire it wouldn't seem so fucking friendly.

• Drink like a fish - fish live in water, they don't necessarily drink it. Silly.

• Sleep with - Let's be honest, when using this euphemism the last thing you are doing is sleeping.