A man in South London has been jailed for two and half years after assaulting another man. The argument arose online. Comments were exchanged and *BAM* someone got hurt real bad!Apparently lunatic 1 tracked down lunatic 2 through personal details on the net. Nice one. Two lessons to be learnt here:

1. Don't piss anyone off on the net...ever...at all (as if)
2. Don't put anything personal on the net...ever...at all (as if)

Three men, a pickax handle, a machete and a knife. This is the situation. Lunatic 2 apparently threatened Lunatic 1 to come over to his house and be met by a weapon. Well Lunatic 1 couldn't say no to such a pleasant offer and brought with him a friend and a pickax. That's what you get for your troubles. A leisurely afternoon chat online ended in a cut neck, blood and a generally mad situation!*Pic and info courtesay of BBC.*Picutred above: Lunatic 1