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Rubber-Band Ball - Guinness World Record

This is the rubber-band ball that has won the Guinness World Record for the biggest there is! Ain't that some shit. Apparently over 175 000 rubber bands go in to a ball of this size. That's incredible. Where do you find that many rubber bands? Who has the time to find them and how big must the biggest one be? These are all questions that no one can possible know the answer to, save the moron who wasted his time building this thing.Does this guy, his name is Steve Milton, have a job do we think? I think maybe, but friends are a whole other story and sex, fuck me, no sex for Steve. Firstly because he's gotta have that rubber-band smell attached to his hands permanently, secondly because this dude likes to play with really big balls which means the balls haven't had any relief recently and thirdly because he's either at work or at balls so he doesn't really have time for sex.Poor guy. My advice: Go get some lad, go get some. Thanks do Dvorak Uncensored for this story.