NIC HARALAMBOUS

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Mini Crash

Ive been asked to keep the owner of this little crash private so that is what ill do, but wow, what a ripper.This little mini went to market, this little mini tried to get home, this little mini wee wee wee all the way over a fucking bridge, down a hill in a top over bottom roll. Amazing, no one was badly hurt, everyone lived, car was written off.Moral of the story: Dont get drunk with a monkey in the Gspot and drive off a cliff.Keep sending me your Car Crashes, im starting to get interested in how exactly it is that people are surviving this shit.