LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start tomove faster than the one you are in now. LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engagedone. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease,your nose will begin to itch. LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the leastaccessible corner. LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work becauseyou had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre. BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings. LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increaseswhen you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won'twork, it will! LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportionalto the reach. THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aislearrive last. LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, yourboss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold