MushyPeas chatted to me today on gmail, this is what transpired:Nicholas (Jabber status): not. bovvered. ye. no. but.Peas (Jabber status): is addicted to cappuccino.Peas: but you look bovveredlook at your faceNicholas: yePeas: youre clearly bovveredNicholas: butnobutPeas: ye no ye no ye noNicholas: yeHAHAHAHAPeas: did you just tell me my dad needs a crane to get out of bed in the morning?Nicholas: HAHAHAHAno butPeas: did you just call my muvva an alcoholic?Nicholas: ye, butPeas: are you disrepsectin me?Nicholas: no butPeas: are you disrespectin my family?Nicholas: tha' is wicked badno butPeas: that is well shamefulNicholas: ah, peas, you making my day!! :)Peas: no dude, YOUR status just made my day!And then a brief interlude of normal conversation and straight back innit:Peas: watch the one when she's in french classits by bestNicholas: Ah, that is hilarious!!!do you shave your armpits miss?Peas: "you use razors miss? in frenchland?"hahahahaNicholas: hahahahaPeas: suis-je bovvered?Nicholas: BWHAAHAHAHAHAclassicPeas: est ce vous disrespectez ma famille?Nicholas: HAHAHAHAPeas: est ce que vous appllez ma mere une pikey??NON. JE SUIS PAS BOVVEREDNicholas: oh dude, stopcan't. take. the. chav.Peas: in fact, Im gonna go watch it RIGHT NOW