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This is a broken car key to a Mazda. This is not good…ever.

Vince and I have finally recorded the Flamebait podcast in a format that we are happy with and believe will be long-lasting.

We recorded this weeks podcast on Friday and had a good laugh and talk about some interesting things. The difficulty with a podcast is that which every blog or media production faces: Who is your target market. The Flamebait target market is, without a doubt, MG readers.

These readers are not necessarily blogsavvy so that is the sort of angle we have taken. Without further deliberation you can receive the podcast right now via RSS at http://feeds.feedburner.com/flamebait. The podcast will be up on the MG Podcast page on Monday.

I must admit that I love cyanide and happiness. This comic, without a doubt, has my in stitches every morning.

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

And now for a little Cyanide movie madness. Wow, what a ripper:

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

I have previously posted about my MyBlogLog woes and a certain registered users, Hecubus who stole the registration of one of my websites. I asked for some help and Paul from Chilibean pulled in and made some moves to right the situation.

I thought that all was done and justice had been served, apparently not. Hecubus is back and making idle threats on this very blog. I am not impressed. What makes someone believe that they have the right to threaten other people when they themselves were the fools who were conducting irresponsible and illegal business. You, Hecubus, are out of line. Step back in to that box of yours and calm down. I was justified in the acquisition of my right to register a site that I OWN THE RIGHTS TO!!!!!!! Think before you type my friend because you might think that you know what you are doing, but I strongly disagree. Justice prevails, and it will in this situation.

For your viewing pleasure:

Phone rings. GREEK MOTHER picks up the phone and answers:

Greek Mother: Hello?
Daughter: Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight?
Greek Mother: You’re going out?
Daughter: Yes.
Greek Mother: With whom?
Daughter: With a friend.
Greek Mother: I don’t know why you left your husband. He is such a good man.
Daughter: I didn’t leave him. He left me!
Greek Mother: You let him leave you, and now you go out with anybodies and nobodies.
Daughter: I do not go out with anybody. Can I bri ng over the kids?
Greek Mother: I never left you to go out with anybody except your father.
Daughter: There are lots of things that you did and I don’t.
Greek Mother: What are you hinting at?
Daughter: Nothing. I just want to know if I can bring the kids over tonight.
Greek Mother: You’re going to stay the night with him? What will your husband say if he finds out?
Daughter: My EX husband. I don’t think he would be bothered. From the day he left me, he probably never slept alone!
Greek Mother: So you’re going to sleep over at this loser’s place?
Daughter: He’s not a loser.
Greek Mother: A man who goes out with a divorced woman with children is a loser and a parasite.
Daughter: I don’t want to argue. Should I bring over the kids or not?
Greek Mother: Poor children with such a mother.
Daughter: Such a what?
Greek Mother : With no stability. No wonder your husband left you.
Daughter: ENOUGH !!!
Greek Mother: Don’t scream at me. You probably scream at this loser too!
Daughter: Now you’re worried about the loser?
Greek Mother: Ah, so you see he’s a loser. I spotted him immediately.
Daughter: Goodbye mother.
Greek Mother: Wait! Don’t hang up! When are you bringing them over?
Daughter: I’m not bringing them over! I’m not going out!
Greek Mother: If you never go out, how do you expect to meet anyone?

Thank heavens my mother is not this bad. The us of “not this bad” is intended, she is still a Greek mother after all!