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So I have just been diagnosed with mumps. Why is it that I always seem to come down with an illness on a Saturday, and the go to the doctor on a Sunday when it costs an arm and a leg. And murphy’s law it’s something serious.

No work, no leaving the house, no nothing until the swelling goes down. Incase you don’t believe that I am swollen… have a look:

Here’s a picture of me before the mumps:

And this is me as of 20 minutes ago: