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MushyPeas chatted to me today on gmail, this is what transpired:

Nicholas (Jabber status): not. bovvered. ye. no. but.
Peas (Jabber status): is addicted to cappuccino.
Peas: but you look bovvered
look at your face
Nicholas: ye
Peas: youre clearly bovvered
Nicholas: but
no
but
Peas: ye no ye no ye no
Nicholas: ye
HAHAHAHA
Peas: did you just tell me my dad needs a crane to get out of bed in the morning?
Nicholas: HAHAHAHA
no but
Peas: did you just call my muvva an alcoholic?
Nicholas: ye, but
Peas: are you disrepsectin me?
Nicholas: no but
Peas: are you disrespectin my family?
Nicholas: tha’ is wicked bad
no but
Peas: that is well shameful
Nicholas: ah, peas, you making my day!!
Peas: no dude, YOUR status just made my day!

And then a brief interlude of normal conversation and straight back innit:

Peas: watch the one when she’s in french class
its by best
Nicholas: Ah, that is hilarious!!!
do you shave your armpits miss?
Peas: “you use razors miss? in frenchland?”
hahahaha
Nicholas: hahahaha
Peas: suis-je bovvered?
Nicholas: BWHAAHAHAHAHA
classic
Peas: est ce vous disrespectez ma famille?
Nicholas: HAHAHAHA
Peas: est ce que vous appllez ma mere une pikey??
NON. JE SUIS PAS BOVVERED
Nicholas: oh dude, stop
can’t. take. the. chav.
Peas: in fact, Im gonna go watch it RIGHT NOW