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I heard an absolutely hilarious story today. Apparently at CNA one of the staff was asked if CNA stocked a book called Ipod generation. The lady told the customer to wait while she checked on her computer system. About ten minutes later the customer went looking for the lady and found her staring at the computer screen. Subsequently passers by apparently heard the customer saying: “No, no it’s spelled “I-P-O-D” not “E-Y-E-P-O-S-T”. Who works in a shop like CNA and has never heard of an Ipod? Very strange and seriously embarrassing.
The book is actually called Ipod therefore I am and I recently bought it after hearing much about it last year while I was in Europe.
I am finally due for my phone upgrade on my vodacom talk 240 contract. It has been a long and happy two years with my Samsung D500. I have had no problems with it at all. So I am considering sticking with the Samsung range and will most probably going with the D900.
The D900 seems to be a great phone and has almost everything I am looking for. I was initially going to upgrade to the LG KG920 which has/had a 5 megapixel camera built in. Unfortunately Vodacom told me that they have discontinued the phone so I am unable to upgrade to it. I am a little bummed out about it but I think I can deal with D900 as a suitable replacement. Any suggestions let me know and I’ll look in to it before I purchase the D900 tomorrow.
So apparently it’s true, Paris Hilton has a marketing team that spans millions of paris androids (paroids). I call them paroids because they cannot actually be real people. These people have lost all feeling in the hearts and conscience in their souls. These people advertise on blogs whenever they read anything about their beloved leader philton. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE. Snap out of it. Wake up and smell the capitalist marketing ploy. You are all being played by an extremely intelligent team of marketers that work for miss philton, the leader of the paroids.
This most recent outburst of rant and rage from me stems from a comment that I received on my Google’s top news searches post. philton.org (please do not go and visit this turd of a site) felt it necessary to spam my blog with philton rubbish. This moron-paroid believes that it is necessary to create awareness for a girl (yes she is a girl not a women) who’s claim to fame is a pair of nickers that she doesn’t even wear really…ever…at all. I’m sorry but I can’t agree with this kind of shameless dictatorial following of a mindless people to a pseudo-leader. Grow a brain cell, hell share one between all of you if you have to but stop promoting a tart who sells promiscuity to under aged children and un-kept naked crotch areas to women.
To philton.shuttup: Grow up, get some content on your blog that might make people read it without the use of spam ads (notice my use of the term “people” in that sentence, not paroids).
And to everyone else: Resist the urge to form an alliance with the paroids, they are out there and they are waiting for you to slip up so that they can trick you in to joining their side, the dark side, the forces of evil. Keep an eye open for a paroid in your neighbourhood today.
I read somewhere that the following Windex ad has been voted the best by the American public. I am close to agreeing but haven’t seen the alternatives so I can’t say for certain. Watch it and decide for yourself.
Now watch the next ad from about a million years ago and see how far we have come in the advertising world.
